Health: Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed...

By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By alltern8ive - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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obnum 19

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:12

I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one

YFOS_fml 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:10

That's horrible

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JRtheSnowman 5

Sunday 19 October 2014 9:53

But did you still have the hiccups?

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 19 October 2014 17:09

What what a senseless retard!!

foxy_sunshine 8

Monday 20 October 2014 5:33

Well..... did it work for you??

Hash13 13

Monday 20 October 2014 6:13

Screaming helps relieve pressure. And it did !

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Monday 20 October 2014 6:21

Umm.....it's the thought that counts I guess?

DanielWes 6

Monday 20 October 2014 16:28

But did it get rid of the hiccups?

azaelgza98 5

Monday 20 October 2014 17:49

i swear i just saw the same post on 9gag but with socially awesome/awkward penguin. did anyone else see it to?

azaelgza98 5

Monday 20 October 2014 17:52

i swear i just saw the same post on 9gag but with socially awesome/awkward penguin. did anyone else see it to?

azaelgza98 5

Monday 20 October 2014 17:54

i swear i just saw the same post on 9gag on the boyfriends perspective but with socially awesome/awkward penguin. did anyone else see it to?

anonymous100000 17

Tuesday 18 November 2014 5:26

you're a pussy

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