Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in...

By FYouBoyfriend - 30/08/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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Monday 30 August 2010 23:07

lmfao, nice

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 30 August 2010 23:16

tell him your ****** is tight his penis is just too small. :)

Comments

illmatic2 16

Monday 30 August 2010 23:20

You're boyfriend is a champ.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 30 August 2010 23:20

Ouch, but he was probably just joking around and didn't really mean to hurt you.

robinluv 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:25

Dump your boyfriend >.> a guy should never say that

klutzycleo 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:02

Agreed! ^^

johnnythreetears 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 22:39

I think that you're screwed up. I bet you would joke around about a dude having a small **** but the second it goes to joking around about a girl being loose it's now a serious matter. You. Are why society is failing

i_luv_u3030 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:34

ikr! i totally agree

i_luv_u3030 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:37

no ur reason why society is failing u just think the opposite gender is only useful for sex

hunteryager 18

Thursday 24 October 2013 22:50

261- and you're a dumb ass! =)

Dman1760 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:25

lol that's funny

wndrfltray 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:27

ROFLMAOOOOO!!!! that was hilarious

3mi1y_ 16

Monday 30 August 2010 23:28

WIN

xohockeyfreak10x 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:29

thy was a great comebackk. epic win for himm!

I_have_no_clue 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:32

Look on the bright side, your looseness will help with childbirth!

Gumbinator 11

Monday 6 September 2010 8:37

fail! ^

CandidateForWax 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:37

Not true at all. Strengthening the pelvic floor through kegel exercises (which in turn 'tightens' the vaginal area) actually helps with the pain of the later stages in pregnancy and also childbirth, so having a looser ****** can actually make childbirth more difficult.