By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States
Same thing different taste
Sneaky
By Blindsided - 22/04/2025 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 15:03 - United States
And they say romance is dead…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Too much pressure
By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville
It's certainly some sort of proposal
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Karma
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Yikes
By nycgirl424 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
I ate being proved right
By Anonymous - 06/12/2025 12:00
What?
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How do you know he means it as in cheating? He might mean not as trusting, poor guys probably had quite a few break ups.
I don't think he means it as he's cheating on you, but rather he just isn't going to give his heart out. He has probably gone through a few rough breakups.
Because people do that sometimes...
Disagree. She should have made herself a sammich. Sammiches make life go on. She deserves it, not him.
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You mean ex boyfriend right?
You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?" If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P