Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best...

By dumped - 14/12/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML

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By me - 18/05/2011 04:13

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 01:54 - Australia - Stafford

Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML

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Circular

By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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What did I do?

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 08:09

Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML

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Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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KristantheGreat 5

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:49

obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:

choberiver6 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:53

Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!

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sushi55555 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:28

what he really ment to say is that he's breaking up with you to be with his gay lover.

genesisxd 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 22:17

Alternative lifestyle

scrework 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:35

What's done is done OP, now get your single arse down to the pub, weeeeeeeeeee!!!

DawnKC 0

Friday 16 December 2011 0:35

Two words..."Bro Code"...

IAmMrJet 0

Friday 16 December 2011 0:48

hahahahahahahahahahaha

AspynMicaela 1

Friday 16 December 2011 1:17

Is your boyfriend - ex boyfriend - Irish?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:21

it says shes from U.K., smart ones...

FFUU 0

Friday 16 December 2011 2:05

They've got a real bromance right there, don't ruin it. Bros before hoes bruh.

vivalabrett 0

Friday 16 December 2011 3:07

Now thats a best friend. Bros before hoes

Mr_west27 7

Friday 16 December 2011 3:58

I've seen this before fake

argybargy 3

Friday 16 December 2011 5:19

You're SO much better off without that idiot.

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