By No O-face - 18/01/2011 03:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
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ryanst 7

Since when was fingering called a hand job?

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Doortje 29

Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.

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enoughgrace 4

that's a good question... it obviously wasn't him!

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

Get out the bilge pumps and bail some of the liquids overboard.

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BentleyGt09_fml 0

She is a girl Therefore she is not homosexual in any way like having filthy but sex with other guys of she was a guy

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therealsuperman 0

are you saying lesbians enjoy anal with guys? I'm confused

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knibbsy 4

Some guys do, including me. A faulty sphincter is to blame; the sphincter will randomly dilate, causing rectal material to leak in a pair of underwear. Sometimes the waste material is solid, but other times it can be quite watery, thus creating a wet area down there.

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RedPillSucks 31

Like knitting or carpentering?

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riggens7522 0

Maybe he thinks you have a STD?

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cowboyy_fml 0

people are stupid these days I swear

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tag1061 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

If you're going to attempt to correct such an insignificant grammatical error, at least be right.

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LeoCor 19

One and a half years are grammatically correct because all you need is to be over 1... not 2 or over

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