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By dana - 16/12/2013 22:43 - United States - Montrose

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

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By bunnyyy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Goldenchest 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:37

So everyone's happy then? Yay~

KR12T3N 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:39

No love lost, no love found.

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papayeya 18

Tuesday 17 December 2013 19:33

Aaaaaah Grammer Nazi

ZorroRooster 19

Tuesday 17 December 2013 19:37

At least spell grammar correctly.

foreveralone7_fml 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 21:22

well then I guess it was a good thing then :)

krazymeatball77 7

Wednesday 18 December 2013 3:14

What an asshole to break up with you over facebook. He didn't deserve you op.

Blahblah9921 4

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:37

its a sign tou can do better

Vintage_Cola 29

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:39

This is a good thing, if you cared more about the mistakes than the message he conveyed to you then that means you didn't really care about him either. Win win mabye?

mixedmessages 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:46

Doesn't sound like this upset you... Why the FML?

ethanszlez 14

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:53

sounds like you guys had a great relationship

elfie82 2

Wednesday 18 December 2013 5:00

This is a FHL, did he dump you for being a selfish cow?? Seriously!! U made a FML because u didnt give a shit your BF dumped you!!

kayisme 3

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:06

the same thing happened to me Christmas of last year, it was literally the best thing that ever happened to me.

takeittoem 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:37

Bullet: dodged. Your pain will go away, but his stupidity, on the other hand.....

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