Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my...

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 652

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By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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You deserved it 74 336

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 463

By bluebird97 - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 785

You deserved it 271

Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 469

You deserved it 171

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 534

You deserved it 4 263

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 392

You deserved it 28 361

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 792

You deserved it 9 020

By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 676

You deserved it 3 454

By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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You deserved it 424

Are you listening?

By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 142

suppressed08 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

lol! this man can multitask. normal mortals would be impressed

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

Lol at #1. 2 fails. Pfft, yeaaah right. That's the excuse he uses to take pictures of you for his work buddies.

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marierad 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:58

wow. i just would have stopped ******* him in that case and gone to sleep lolzz

jamiebuczko 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:20

stop ******* him and go **** someone else :o

hvrock13 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:04

would you rather he keep doing his job and make money so he can provide for you 2, or would you rather just have him forget his apparently important job to just have sex with you? you deserve it for being sexually greedy.

palmtrees 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:31

Why do you assume that the OP is supported by her bf and has no job of her own?

pam241 15

Wednesday 27 August 2014 18:18

you're an idiot

terrihart 8

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:19

#31 U cocky son of a bitch

erjazo 17

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:27

and he's still your bf WHY?! don't bitch if you're not gonna do anything to fix it....YTDI!!!

jmart110 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:38

wowwww I wouldve gotten off and walked away. buttttt maybe he was taking pics of you!

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:54

Crush his phone.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:24

I'm sorry, why are you complaining? He wasn't interested, and instead of just saying no, he let you do what you wanted to do to him. If you weren't interested in sex yourself, you're an idiot for climbing on top of him and then having the nerve to complain about it.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 22:13

I'm pretty sure the "job" was a *******, which is typically done for his pleasure. I doubt he didn't want her to do it; he just wasn't being very involved or appreciative.

lolalovesyou 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:45

You were doing your job? Haha hoooookerrrrrr

GoodLookingGeese 10

Sunday 25 July 2010 20:34

it's called multitasking - stop making lags.. do what you're there for

Tamu_Chan 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:01

Y'know.. I wouldn't even have been playing around with him. He doesn't deserve it if he isn't going to pay any mind to you. :( You shouldn't do that. ou should make him get of his black berry before you do anything. :)

onnielief 4

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:46

I would have stopped right about when he was about to come and have left him with a pair of blue balls. If it's not appreciated, then finish it yoyrself.