By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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ehtnax 0

#14 ROFLROFLROFLROFL OMG HAHAHAHA IM SOO GUNNA SAY THAT THE FIRST TIME I SEE ONE HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

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missybopoo 1

I wonder what he did in response... i think I'll say that too! What a unique idea. :D

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Barbarossa_fml 0

Classic ^_^

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EvyMarie 0

Wow really, Ive never called one pretty lol

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caitlin_7 0

dude rly y comment his penis wtf???? specialy the 1st time seeing one??? next time just go bout ur buisness u were doing and stop wit the talking he wants it that way!!!!!!!!

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MRxMAGICx 0

LMFAO!! that's on the list of "Worst Things to say to a Guy During Sex"

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klutzilla1275 0

this is actually the funniest fml i've read. i'd remember that moment till i was old and grey lmao. smooooooth

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blondiee09 0

hahahahahhaha hahahahahahhahahahah

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