Kids: Today, me and my husband were using very realistic water guns....

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By NoThanks999 - 20/05/2016 23:04 - United States

Today, me and my husband were using very realistic water guns. While aiming at eachother, my eight year old son shot us both with a paintball gun, because "I didn't want mommy or daddy killing each other." FML

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ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 19:30

Why does an 8 year old roam freely with a paintball gun? 0.0

PhantomKitty 26

Saturday 21 May 2016 21:34

In a way, that's actually kind of sweet.

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ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 19:30

Why does an 8 year old roam freely with a paintball gun? 0.0

xx000o 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:34

My husband and I deserved our punishment for using such bad Grammar.

PhantomKitty 26

Saturday 21 May 2016 21:34

In a way, that's actually kind of sweet.

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 22 May 2016 2:13

This is why adults should TALK to their kids.

JustThatPerson 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:01

Protective child, who likes his parents alive, check. But why is he walking around with a paintball gun!?

completerubbish 17

Monday 23 May 2016 5:45

At least you have a good way to wash away the paint now!

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