By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.

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lulinator 40

I would be disappointed if I was expecting a ring as well, but I would have laughed hysterically at the gag gift. That's fantastic. Your boyfriend has a great (but maybe mean?) sense of a humour.

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turkishwife 10

Seems he wanted to make you think it was gonna be a ring

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trucker2 33

They're not married, no need for gifts. To me that's just high school. YDI

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GingerFace09 13

Gifts are nice no matter your relationship status. Why does being married call for anniversary gifts instead of dating? They're celebrating how long they have been together. You don't have to be married to celebrate that.

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OopsyDoodle 6

That sounds like a pretty good excuse to be a cheapass, 14. i pity your s/o. (if you even have one.)

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olpally 32

YAY! SPARKLE GLUE!!! Be happy you got something though, even if it isn't a proposal.

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snegma 16

At least he wants to stick with you. :)

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False_Stupidity 41

That may have been the thought behind the glue, a symbolic gift.

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hannah_cheers 30

Maybe he did it to throw you off and then he'll propose when you're not expecting it. :)

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RawrItsJulie 7

Well at least now you can use it to make the breakup card for him extra sparkly. Jk.

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snegma 16

Unleash your creative side and give him a pejazzle whilst he sleeps.

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int15 18

Shouldn't that be OUR five year anniversary?

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