Today, it's the 6th day that we have been snowed in. We haven't...

By Sky - 16/01/2017 22:00

Today, it's the 6th day that we have been snowed in. We haven't left the house, because we can't. I've done at least 30 hours of Legos. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 02:00

Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML

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You deserved it 184

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 721

You deserved it 2 966

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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You deserved it 12 375

By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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You deserved it 29 127

By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 434

By Anonymous - 29/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Normal

Today, it's the 6th day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 845

You deserved it 1 103

By Miserableperson - 18/03/2017 18:00

Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 921

You deserved it 885

By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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You deserved it 3 843

By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 17:26 - United States - Springfield

Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML

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organizse 28

Monday 16 January 2017 22:03

Are you a master builder yet?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 January 2017 22:05

Is this site FML or Fantasy Island?

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organizse 28

Monday 16 January 2017 22:03

Are you a master builder yet?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 January 2017 22:05

Is this site FML or Fantasy Island?

WallyQ 18

Monday 16 January 2017 23:20

Sounds like a perfect way to spend time off...

tipsyone 22

Monday 16 January 2017 23:24

So what's wrong?

samwilliams800 28

Monday 16 January 2017 23:30

Nothing wrong with legos

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 17 January 2017 0:01

Legos are cool embrace your inner child and build something big and cool looking.

carey2 0

Tuesday 17 January 2017 0:11

How is that FML Legos rock....

cacheson 41

Tuesday 17 January 2017 0:16

That sounds pretty awesome to me! I'd like to spend some time doing nothing but building Legos...

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 17 January 2017 1:32

Doe not sound like a problem to me!

jjandrus 4

Tuesday 17 January 2017 2:49

Can't say you deserved it, it can't agree your life sucks either ?

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