By szinna - 07/06/2009 19:14 - United States

Spicy
Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML
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onepctech 0

Give me a call, I'll make you feel like a woman.

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lagoosie 0

What the hell is up with people trying to play hard to get or trying to seduce people? ******* get off your ass, and tell him you want to be with him. But, yeah FYL AND YDI. Stop playing with yourself, and go play with your husband.

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Katara107 0

ooohhh that's just colddddd!! lmao

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chocolaholic 0

It's hard to distract a man in search of food. Food and sex, but food wins.

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varkey 7

wow... you ******* pervert YDI

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Nicole76137 0

nxt time just jump on his dick and get strait to it

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missbadluk 0

thats when u go find someone who would be all over u if u ever did that in front of him. then when your clueless husband gets mad, REMIND him that he didnt want it!

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yetanotherginger 19

"Today, my asshole husband walked into the bedroom and demanded sex because he was in the mood. When I refused, he divorced me and paid for a prostitute" That's your argument going to its logical conclusion, but genders reversed. If you had seen that on a real FML you would not have said that the OP was whining, you would have said something about how all men are pigs, or that OP is better off without her husband. Why do you think it is acceptable for a woman to cheat on her husband just because he didn't want sex on this occasion? And having cheated on the husband, why is it acceptable to gloat and blame him for it, when really the wife would just be acting like a ****?

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saxplayer9291 3

According to Maslows hierarchy of needs, when someone is hungry, that need to quench the hunger, they will focus on that need as it is at the bottom of the pyramid. Sex is higher up. This is basic psychology and human nature. Dont take it personally

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