By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30
Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML
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  rjdr  |  7

Dogs are pack animals and don’t thrive unless they sleep in a pack with their alpha. They don’t need to sleep in the bed, but not allowing them in the room is a douchebag move.

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  Virids  |  13

You couldn't be more wrong, we've owned many dogs and if you don't take them to your bedroom to sleep they don't feel the need to do so. Never had this problem with any of the dogs we've owned, they always slept in their own bed or wherever else they desired downstairs.