By jjoker - 30/12/2019 14:00 - Australia - Melbourne
Today, I went to the toilet to do a number 2. As I went to wipe, the toilet paper slipped out of my hand and I before my brain could register, I wiped my ass with my bare hand.. I also had curry the night before, so yeah. FML
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By  ajh1800  |  25

It's not the end of the world. At least it was your own shit and not someone else's, and I'm assuming it was at your own house and not a public bathroom, so just thoroughly wash your hands, clean under your nails and move on with life.

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By  ajh1800  |  25

It's not the end of the world. At least it was your own shit and not someone else's, and I'm assuming it was at your own house and not a public bathroom, so just thoroughly wash your hands, clean under your nails and move on with life.