Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and...

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By Chad69 - 17/09/2025 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2025 22:00

Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML

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Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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kathyFTW 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:45

wet = piss?

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:54

Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.

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kristina3514 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:48

After reading the OPs comment post about how she handled the situation I'm starting to regain my faith that not all people are assholes. But clearly the others posting on here are a bunch of greedy self righteous bastards. Kudos to the OP for being a nice person! I'm sure that man appreciated it!! You did a good thing!

poobear 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:06

you deserve it for being too cheap to buy a washing machine who the hell goes to the laundromat

PrincessPesa 20

Friday 18 May 2012 3:08

People who live in apartment buildings and can't have washer/dryers in their apartments? Use your brain, ******* toolbag.

annalovesu26 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:05

pee

beep_guacamole 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 15:27

#93/#94: thanks.. :) and everybody else..... my washer and dryer were broken and the new ones hadn't come yet.

kiltedwolf 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 17:04

I hope you beat the crap out of the dumb bastard.

AlienMind 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:44

Where the heck is the laundry-mat attendant? I never use a laundry-mat that has no attendant present. No one should ever have to deal with this stuff.

jza414 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:24

At least you didn't put your load in his underwear.

Consequences 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:12

Take them out, wrap them around his head and toss his hobo arse out the door.

Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:35

That's why they have seats there along with vending machines.

WhEaTgRiNdEr 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:11

If anything, this comment page has shown me that FML is full of Marxist trash. "You should feel sympathy for the useless piece of crap because he refused to make good decisions with his life and contributes absolutely nothing to society! Maybe you should give him free food and a place to stay too, because he clearly deserves it!"