Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does...

By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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You deserved it 76 927

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML

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A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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You deserved it 81 278

Out of pocket

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 03:30 - India - Kannur

Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML

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You deserved it 1 119

By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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You deserved it 594

The day after

By last night king - 28/05/2019 18:09

Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML

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You deserved it 3 038

Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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You deserved it 47 013

Pissed

By Anonymous - 26/11/2025 00:00

Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML

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You deserved it 551

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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zrhcrx 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:01

it's called learning your limit bud...do you still have a job?

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

damn...YDI for not knowing when to stop. Especially around your boss.

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boer 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:28

Sucks. There are nights you don't wanna get drunk, but once you get tipsy you just say **** it and keep drinking. I had it last week at my birthday party, I missed a whole bunch of guests who were there just for me.

ExpectationsFail 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:37

Wow... just wow...

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:42

I also drew a penis on the back of your neck while you were passed out. NAAAH I just traced the outline of my own :D

barc0001 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 11:05

You totally deserved it. You do NOT get drunk in front of your boss. You REALLY do not get drunk if your boss has "some people he does business with" around. You sound like my old roommate. His company bought a ton of Sun equipment back in the .com days and they wanted to take the sysadmin team out to their private suite at the hockey game as a nice little thank you. One of the guys couldn't go so my roommate got invited instead. He proceeded to drink everything in sight, blacked out and then called me collect from Seattle which is 140 MILES from Vancouver, BC and across an international border, wanting me to come get him. The story we got later from the rest of the team was that after everyone left, the Sun guys took my roommate and got him into a cab, gave the cabbie a corporate credit card# and told the cabbie to follow his directions home since they sure as hell didn't know where he lived. At this point apparently my roommate managed to get the cabbie to take him to Seattle. Ten years later and the first thing anyone who worked at that company thinks of when they hear my exroommate's name is Seattle. Moral of the story, don't drink your face off.

rachelxx 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 11:25

wow! YDI, but all you can do is learn from this situation and hope that you still have a job, and try and make it up to your boss. i don't think that you will doing it again. if you do then you are a true idiot.

Panicattackx5 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 11:34

You really deserve that.

KAMELOT_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 11:49

you are the master of self-control dude!

ladywaldo 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 13:06

And probably NO job

akiro525 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 13:08

just be glad if you are still employed.

um_duh 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 13:52

My god you are a dumbass. Its one thing to have access to an open bar but another to abuse it to the point of oblitheration. If you still have a job I congratulate you but if you got so drunk you can't remember what happened, signs point to you probably saying things you regret today... In any case YDI - and the monumental hangover you probably have today!