Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

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jjrebel26 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:44

ydi for helping the guy jackoff in front of your parents

chanta24 10

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:09

see I was going to see that, but didn't for that exact reason. :// I saw vampires suck and burlesque with my dad :((

bobh_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:30

if you think Black Swan is **** then you need to seriously re-evaluate your life.

CandidateForWax 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:47

You're an idiot. Having one lesbian sex scene that is relevant to the plotline does not make a movie a porno.

some1azn 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:59

they only made out like 2-3 times? And Natalie Portman had one 'fun' scene alone. Wasn't 'basically a porno' dude. Ō____Ō

ajinfamous 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:20

It was me did you check your hair?

jakiwi 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:58

Didn't you see the trailer...?

carical 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:27

my family and i went to this circus and like 5 of the acts were almost-naked women 'pole dancing'. it was awkward cause my lil sister kept on asking why they weren't wearing clothes :/

Eveylon 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:30

Its not a Porno, first of you dont actually see anything, she has a bra on, and the never pans down far enough to acutally see what the character Lilly is doing to Nina from a wide shot so nothing is shown, its implied if you actually paid attention to the film you probably would of gotten the symbolism, themes and issues behind the film, and the one 'lesbian scene' just added to that. The film is about Nina finding and dealing with her problems, with her obsession of perfection with her art and discovering her sexuality and darker side. Pretty deep issues for a Porno :P