Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately...

By time to put you down, gran - 01/12/2012 22:53 - United States

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

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By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By embarrassed - 12/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

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Family time is best time

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Tailored

By Anonymous - 04/12/2025 20:00

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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BAMF223 4

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:00

Your username, WTF

bendereine 11

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:00

It is pretty dark in there...

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charlieohcharlie 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:48

I'm very disturbed by your username

cnator 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:14

Her dog could be named gran and it has rabies, you never know.

88vivera 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:07

That is so funny

Futacy 29

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:20

You went to Hollister with your grandmother? Sorry, I think that store ran out of flower pattern knickers and adaptive trousers about a century ago.

alwayswinning123 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:22

Mannequins are people too! Just they aren't real..

thelaxersvlog 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:23

Either a really good troll or the worst person to be in public with.

Futacy 29

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:24

Both

thecrapblog 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:30

Your grandmother is a dummy! (That was a bit late and she is the wrong person to be in public with...)

michaelarenee15 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:35

That's more like LOL not FML. (:

michaelarenee15 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:43

This is more like an LOL not an FML. (:

michaelarenee15 3

Monday 3 December 2012 0:51

Sounds more like an LOL moment to me. (: I would have just laughed.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:54

I'm not surprised. It's like shopping in a dark alley outside a club in there

kmorasgirl 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:58

YDI for bringing your poor granny into such a shitty store.

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Monday 3 December 2012 0:54

Well said!

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