Miscellaneous: Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers...

By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Stop staring

By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 21:00 - China - Suzhou

Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 03/12/2025 22:00

Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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They don't make em as they used to

By Kylie - 22/07/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML

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fmyalarmclock 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:36

Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..

therealist7131 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:37

That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch

Comments

aimee2012 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:35

Hahahaha I'm glad I didn't see you on the drag or anything. Just get to class really fast so you can get into the AC!! That's the only way you can beat the heat down here in Austin...

iamstupid1243 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:32

Yes Texas weather does suck. It sucks balls.

Vicki_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:37

1. Thats disgusting 2. GIG EM!!!!

4440123 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:56

LMAO

virgo_2220 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:43

wow eww. texas and wearing pants next time go with boxers and shorts maybe..??

lamarbballqueen 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:35

Texas Tech all the way!

hi5534 3

Friday 19 June 2009 20:15

OK, we get it/

CodeMonkey123 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:01

I live in Texas too the weather does suck. FYL

notsocrafty 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:06

it could be worse... Hook 'em!

fyourlife33 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:05

How you feel about Oklahoma being big 12 champs, YDI for going commando leave it to girls in skirts

bosco_kk 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:43

I live under Texas and I can say that the weather sucks horribly hard right now. I have to shower 3 times to feel somewhat fresh lol.

plexico 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:05

You now have a bright future career ahead of you: plumber! Don't laugh. They make good money. People need you. Plus, you get to show off your butt-crack all you want.

leero 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:57

unless it's summer time. then wait 8 months.

organic43 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:25

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i_luv_puppies 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:04

okay fine texas weather sucks in that it often hits extremely high tempuratures during the summer (which here lasts half 3/4 of the year) and it is often extremely unpredictable- hence the hurricane-like weather with golfball sized hail that hit last week. Also, during the 1/4 of the year that is winter, it can hit freezing tempuratures in the morning, and 85 degrees during the afternoon. Hook Em' bitches!!!!!!!!!!