Animals: Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry...

By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Ouchmybum - 03/11/2018 12:00

Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML

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shananigans 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:04

You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.

akiro525 3

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:06

if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.

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Kuroftw 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:42

At least you get some exercise :D

Hjelloo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:03

Only retards call it "pop." Retard.

deathproof_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:38

YDI for getting angry over someone leaving a freakin can on the ground. Who cares? Stupid hippie.

sg1phantom 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:43

That's what you get for calling it "pop." If you had called soda by its rightful name, you wouldn't have gotten attacked.

Fisheyy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:00

yay, exercise!

Skynet1121 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:04

BS this is FAKE! Funny story but its fake. Hornets or bees only travel about 200 feet (about 67 meters) from where you find them. Still gotta say a funny fake story. Damn how many fakes are on this site anyway?

Mignun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:09

That's actually really funny. You don't deserve it though...okay maybe a smidge for getting angry at the person who left the can. If you were Eco-friendly, you should've just picked it up... Me, I would've played 'Kick the Can' instead for fun. That's just me though. *Shrug*

FishFish_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:10

this is my worst fear.. bees absolutley terrify me.

Greendarthpotato 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:43

at least ur not allergic....bees have always terrified me too, but i found out last week i was allergic. found out as in ambulance ride and ER visit...... i couldnt think of an fml for it though