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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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New_York_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:48

Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL

hecuva 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:48

and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)

Comments

tpt09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:11

Haha uber fail. Should have looked behind you!

DWdizzy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:11

im sure he didnt mind XD

yaktazuki 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:13

If your a guy, that's creepy. But if your a hot girl, then he probably liked it.

khatuba 0

Friday 24 July 2009 4:16

dude, read the "female" sign.

fml2102008 1

Friday 24 July 2009 3:14

LOL

stat 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:23

depends on if he liked it or not, you may have just gotten yourself a raise

usernameaz09_ 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:28

I did something similar to a female boss at my work once o_o

plexico 3

Friday 24 July 2009 4:24

Did you like what you got?

Phoenix_fml 13

Friday 24 July 2009 4:29

bullshit. No one grabs the door that low. I don't care if you're extremely short and he's extremely tall

Fateless_Fighter 0

Friday 24 July 2009 4:40

Oh yea, not one of the billons of people on this earth would do that, no not even one. Maybe she was reeching behind her to stop it. Seriously, do you think before you type.