Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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Awkward

By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Infrastructure

By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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Losing my mind

By Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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Spooky

By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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shadowedpixie 19

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

It might be better to not know, honestly.

erockinthesuburb 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:13

Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.

Comments

davincidasecond 24

Friday 14 June 2013 9:36

He could of been on some really strong shit.

jonha21 11

Friday 14 June 2013 11:40

Look what Twilight& HarryPotter did to this world #XD

Louiev82 8

Friday 14 June 2013 13:07

At least he didnt make a glory hole in the stall

worldclassrager 39

Friday 14 June 2013 13:16

The strangest things happen in public restrooms...and you found one of the but jobs...

jagajarvis 0

Friday 14 June 2013 15:19

The same thing happened to me!!

Vlad567 5

Friday 14 June 2013 17:19

Wow weirdos lol

GreenKat092 6

Friday 14 June 2013 18:41

The exorcism of the Demon that dwells between his cheeks...

Omniprism 14

Friday 14 June 2013 19:26

A prank. Or some mentally ill person.

moonfull101 13

Friday 14 June 2013 21:38

Life lesson: if you have to use public restroom, bring your own paper!

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 3:03

Never go back there, never!

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