By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 05:15 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 768
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Same thing different taste

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Well better luck next time. Maybe try not to be so obvious with your intentions? Or don't take it so personally since you seem to be looking for something casual

At least she was honest , you'll find a girl who likes you someday and she won't need to be drunk.

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I can't believe such rude girls exist! She could have just not done that and walked away! Sorry OP,never give up hope! :)

I really hope everyone is joking with the comments about getting her drinks or waiting.. Pretty scary if not and people think it's okay to try to feed drinks to someone to alter their mind enough to get them to where they won't/can't say no completely knowing that they didn't want to.

Reminds me of a sketch from Catherine Tate where she also tells a guy that she is not drunk enough to find him attractive, although she can barely stand and even drank her own body weight in beer. And she is really sorry about it. "If only I could get so spectacularly pissed, I just wasn't aware of what you looked like."

At which point you say, can I buy you a drink?

maybe that was not directed towards your looks OP, maybe it just meant that she doesn't want to do something she might regret ;) don't take it personally and try to get her number anyway and meet her under other circumstances, who knows, maybe you could have a real chance instead of just a one night stand ;)

Well, that's her giving you an invitation to get her drunk!

You should have replied, "Challenge accepted."

Iamnotfat 16

Did you respond with "the next round is on me then"?

Greatness, what a bitch. I understand sexual preferences but she didn't have to be so rude. A simple "No thank you" would have sufficed.