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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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You deserved it 88 100

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 600

You deserved it 5 037

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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You deserved it 2 673

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 442

You deserved it 4 480

Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 957

You deserved it 46 075

By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 661

You deserved it 12 046

By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 235

You deserved it 3 216

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 841

You deserved it 3 859

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 510

You deserved it 3 254

By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 347

You deserved it 4 190

Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

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mango_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:23

You were clumsy. You are not dumb. There is a difference.

heatherryo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:54

Doh. Way to give us a bad name :( lol

rwilldred27 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:26

this is ironic. if you need to openly convince your boyfriend that you're not dumb, then that more or less proves their claim that you are for still being with him.

breathemein 10

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:31

LMFAOO HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH DUM BLOND! you spelt BLOND wrong also in your story you wrote "blonde" LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO proves u are a dum blond :) hahahahhah ahahhah

K1ll_M3_N0w 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:54

YOU can't spell DUMB or BLONDE! It is spelled BLONDE! So, you, my friend, are the dumb one.

turbogirl 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 13:59

There are actually variations of spelling it. So shut up.

cheergrl89 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:03

um.. that's called being clumsy...not a dumb blonde...

bastet01 0

Friday 27 March 2009 6:23

Oh, #114, you make a fool of yourself in trying to insult another. If I could refer you to this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond and, in particular, this quote from the article: "Some writers of English may continue to distinguish between the masculine blond and the feminine blonde[2] and, as such, it is one of the few adjectives in English with separate masculine and feminine forms. " "Blonde" as spelled with an 'e' on the end IS in fact a correct spelling of the word - especially since our subject is female. I'm afraid you are the "dum" one as you so inarticulately put it. You do realize dumb is spelled with a 'b' on the end, correct? And you don't even make an effort to spell out the word "you." Also, your lack of punctuation is an abomination. I shall end with this quote: "He has not so much brain as ear wax." ~ Troilus and Cressida

seanchai 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:42

...remarkably well said

xelectrickiss 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:17

maybe not a dumb blonde, but a clumsy one.

dinosareawesome 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:04

Not gonna lie. This definitely made me "-.-" a little.

Common_Sense 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:16

Ok, this is such bullshit, I think it's fake. If this is the worst thing happening in your life, what the hell are you doing on this site?

disturbed99 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:32

u now its blonds lice you that giv us a bade namee! u mak us seeme so stupide!!!!!!!!

K1ll_M3_N0w 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:58

You DEFINITELY spelled every word in that sentence wrong on purpose. Right? Because I literally mean EVERY WORD. There's no way to do that on accident unless you are dumb. Really dumb. So I'm afraid it's "blonds lice you that giv us a bade namee."