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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

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LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 9:56

hmm I don't call that a friend

FollowMe 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 9:14

I'm sorry, did you say best friend?

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:56

Pretty much the same thing happened to me, except it was my sister. As much as I hated her and wanted to kill her, you have to move on. I laugh about it now, and I bet you're laughing by now as well. Unless some person recorded the entire thing.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:03

How could a wave possibly knock off your bikini bottom unless it was super loose, in which case, why were you wearing it in the ocean? One pieces ftw!

Samba1234 13

Monday 25 February 2013 20:35

that's just how best friends are ;) my best friend is just the same :P but you should totally get revenge!! - that's how best friendships works :D hahaha once heard a story: when you talk to a stranger you say "excuse me, could you please move?" when you talk to your family you say "please move" when you talk to your best friend you say "move bitch" describes it so well....

IvyPalin 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 4:33

What a bitch! I play around with my friends but that's crossing the line! This warrants a punch in the ******.

peachybee 9

Saturday 7 December 2013 10:14

She's no best friend.

cwl727 32

Monday 17 March 2014 20:26

What a bitch.

awesumous 16

Friday 29 May 2015 7:08

She ain't a REAL friend, she needs to know that if a friend is in need, you HAVE to help them. You can laugh and tell the story to others (if given permission too) AFTER it over and you've helped. She is NO friend!!!