Miscellaneous: Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere,...

By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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You deserved it 6 449

Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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You deserved it 4 047

By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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You deserved it 22 356

By KingUrge - 26/04/2013 08:36 - United States - Victorville

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

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You deserved it 9 710

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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You deserved it 3 660

By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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You deserved it 3 201

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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You deserved it 2 038

dyates27 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

Little jerks

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P

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kyhl13 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:26

thats a great prank lol....no offense

nikki9tails 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:41

I meant to say balloons

nikki9tails 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:26

how'd they get the ketchup in the balls?

sweetthing333 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:28

guess they weren't water balloons then :P

j_cat187 19

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:32

i wouda filled them wth asetone

Nashie 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:33

That poor ketchup what ratbags wasting that ketchup I feel sorry for it, it shouldn't have gone through that pain!

MissBunny25 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:35

^^^ hahahahaha

trevor12345678 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:38

hey i was in the passenger seat! jkjk

Xpensive 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:48

wow, good thing it wasnt where i work at

XxICEW0LFxX 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:49

obviously they weren't water balloons then, if you just said they were filled with ketchup

dannnn80 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:26

I wonder how they got the ketchup in the water balloons

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Same thing different taste

Ecological hazard

Classic prank

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