By badpigeon - 24/02/2017 18:35 - France - Le Mans

Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML
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species4872 19

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

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jcash52426 5

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!

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bkwusa 15

At least you were wearing a helmet!!! Think about how much damage would have occurred without it... to the poor bird!!

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JokersHarles 3

That's what really important right?

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Cyberpope 3

Too bad it wasn't a goose -- at least they HONK!

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XUDT72 24

Oh snap...literally

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Moxie Mettle 10

I ride. You shouldn't if this causes you to wreck. Retire now while you are still alive! It's not like you were riding on the highway.

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WHS_Kitty 8

“A leg, a rib, and a wrist of mine were broken.” Um....

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

bird should look where it was going, you should sue!

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