Intimacy: Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards...

By fuundmental/// - 09/04/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 11:56 - United States

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By V…… - 09/02/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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Saturday 9 April 2011 12:03

Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?

lolomg69 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 12:01

You have some kinky grandparents.

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smileydancer92 2

Monday 11 April 2011 18:29

lmao that's what I'm talkin' bout' !

gins58 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:55

y wod u touch it???

EagleJ55 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:24

dude why would you touch it ewe wtf

kailaxbby 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:25

islandcarrie 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:36

old people gotta have fun too

LilKeebler 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:24

why did u press it

nynjapyrate 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:39

YOU TOUCHED IT?!?!?

xMRxLAMAx 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:00

Why the hell did you touch it?

animalpets150 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:11

why did you press it?

AlyssaYDG 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:19

LMFAO. Your grandparents kick ass.

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