By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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Same thing different taste

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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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anniesje 11

the fact that you say "guys usually like it". blech, *****.

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LuthienSilimaure 7

maybe hes just really kinky?? I love when guys tell me to shut up during sex. So maybe he thinks you do? maybe ;-;

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ODST_Panda 12

That's why you don't go around and pork assholes.

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Countryboy1996 18

What you got going now?

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STFU01 14

Next time yawn and look at your watch or the clock next to the bed ;-)

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