By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/02/2019 00:00
By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00
By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada
By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30
By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne
By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 00:02 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01
By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico
By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States
This has happened to me. It doesn't make the OP a "filthy *****". If a guy can make you ****** really good it can cause you to loose some muscle control. It happens in childbirth as well. Most guys this has happened to actually brag about it because they could make a girl ****** that good. And when it happened to me it was only a little bit. The OP may not have necessarily emptied her boules on the guy. Don't always assume the worst when you don't have all of the information. FYL OP.
Eeew.
You're an egotistical bitch. Have a lovely day. ^_^
Here are some more thoughts I had. 1. I am a male, therefore I can't physically have kids. I don't plan on having sex so good that I shit my pants either. 2. What the ****? Are you trying to act superior because someone ****** you hard enough that you let out a turd? 3. Are you the spokesmen for most guys? I don't know why the hell any guy would want to brag about how he ****** a girl so hard she shit herself in the process. That's disgusting. I'm sure most guys would probably look at me awkwardly as if I had some sick fetish and enjoyed that. 4. Learn to squeeze your ass. And consider taking a shit before having sex. OP had this as a side effect of the medication, not this personal problem you are describing.
1. Even as a male you can still have children. You cannot get pregnant. 2. No, I was simply stating that it does happen whether it's a side effect of some medicine or just by having a good ******. 3. I've met several guys who have bragged about this. 4. Personal problem? I don't find it a problem because it happened only twice over a year ago. It is something that can be controlled. Pay attetion. I mentioned this already. 5. My opions are simply that. Just as you have yours. I disagree with your opion just as you apparently disagree with mine. I accept that you see the situation differently than I. You should accept that I see it differently than you, especially seeing as I have been in that situation. Not due to medicine mind you. Yes in a way it is gross and certainly embarrassing, but much worse things have happened I'm sure. So please, agree to disagree and stop wasting my time. No matter how much we go back and forth we will still disagree with one another, correct? So what is the point in it?
1. Which is why I said I *physically* cannot have kids. It should be self explanatory. 2. "Yeah you obviously ... have ever had someone so good you lose control of you muscles :]" Right. That doesn't come off as bragging. Albeit disgusting. 3. That's abnormal. 4. Yes, I agree. i.e. if you feel like there is a missile in the tank, you take care of it before proceeding. Losing control of your muscles doesn't magically push a shit through your whole digestive system; you had to have known it was coming soon. 5. I don't know what an "opion" is. I responded because your *:]* and *^_^* smiley faces annoyed me. Enjoy.
1. My first post stated that you didn't "want" kids. It did not say "have" so when you said you could not physically have children I thought I would inform you that I knew this. 2. I'm quite happy that I have someone who can please me, I was stating that it's sad if you don't have someone that can. 3. Just because there is something there does not mean that you need to go or can feel it coming. In my situation I did not have the urge to go at all and when it happened it was a suprise because I was in the midst of an ******. 4. Ever heard of a typing error. I'm typing too fast for my phone to keep up with. **opinion. Is that better? 5. I'm a generally happy person and I enjoy smiling. I apologize for annoying you with emoticons to the point that you took so much time out of your day to respond to me.
Yes they are different. Childbirth was an example as to how extreme muscle contrations can cause other muscles to relax. Giving birth and having an ****** both cause vaginal contractions that can in some cases cause the sphincter (sp) to relax which in turn releases the boules. It's not THAT deep guys. Calm down.
Ive never heard of someone letting go of their bowels during sex, it probably really shouldn't happen. The reason you poo during childbirth is to do with the pressure on your bowels and the fact that you are pushing something out already. An ****** doesn't use the same muscles and should not affect your pelvic floor.
I guess it's true. there's someone out there for everybody...
this is a whole lot of awesome. very well written. I'm in a taco bell and still laughing out loud!
That's disgusting.
That's a turn on
+1 on #19. And I'll bet people are going to start looking at you funny, and whispering. "Hey, that's that party chick, I hear she's shitloads of fun!"
Keywords
wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.
Were you doin' it doggy style?