By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 163
You deserved it 5 484

Same thing different taste

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its_tuesday 6

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

RedPillSucks 31

Comments

knee_nuh 0

This has happened to me. It doesn't make the OP a "filthy *****". If a guy can make you ****** really good it can cause you to loose some muscle control. It happens in childbirth as well. Most guys this has happened to actually brag about it because they could make a girl ****** that good. And when it happened to me it was only a little bit. The OP may not have necessarily emptied her boules on the guy. Don't always assume the worst when you don't have all of the information. FYL OP.

knee_nuh 0

Yeah you obviously don't want kids or have ever had someone so good you lose control of you muscles :] And you're obviously not very mature either. Have a lovely day ^_^

knee_nuh 0

There are also exercises you can do to help prevent things like this from happening.

You're an egotistical bitch. Have a lovely day. ^_^

knee_nuh 0

Aw :] Thank you! I love compliments. You're so thoughtful!!!

Here are some more thoughts I had. 1. I am a male, therefore I can't physically have kids. I don't plan on having sex so good that I shit my pants either. 2. What the ****? Are you trying to act superior because someone ****** you hard enough that you let out a turd? 3. Are you the spokesmen for most guys? I don't know why the hell any guy would want to brag about how he ****** a girl so hard she shit herself in the process. That's disgusting. I'm sure most guys would probably look at me awkwardly as if I had some sick fetish and enjoyed that. 4. Learn to squeeze your ass. And consider taking a shit before having sex. OP had this as a side effect of the medication, not this personal problem you are describing.

knee_nuh 0

1. Even as a male you can still have children. You cannot get pregnant. 2. No, I was simply stating that it does happen whether it's a side effect of some medicine or just by having a good ******. 3. I've met several guys who have bragged about this. 4. Personal problem? I don't find it a problem because it happened only twice over a year ago. It is something that can be controlled. Pay attetion. I mentioned this already. 5. My opions are simply that. Just as you have yours. I disagree with your opion just as you apparently disagree with mine. I accept that you see the situation differently than I. You should accept that I see it differently than you, especially seeing as I have been in that situation. Not due to medicine mind you. Yes in a way it is gross and certainly embarrassing, but much worse things have happened I'm sure. So please, agree to disagree and stop wasting my time. No matter how much we go back and forth we will still disagree with one another, correct? So what is the point in it?

1. Which is why I said I *physically* cannot have kids. It should be self explanatory. 2. "Yeah you obviously ... have ever had someone so good you lose control of you muscles :]" Right. That doesn't come off as bragging. Albeit disgusting. 3. That's abnormal. 4. Yes, I agree. i.e. if you feel like there is a missile in the tank, you take care of it before proceeding. Losing control of your muscles doesn't magically push a shit through your whole digestive system; you had to have known it was coming soon. 5. I don't know what an "opion" is. I responded because your *:]* and *^_^* smiley faces annoyed me. Enjoy.

knee_nuh 0

1. My first post stated that you didn't "want" kids. It did not say "have" so when you said you could not physically have children I thought I would inform you that I knew this. 2. I'm quite happy that I have someone who can please me, I was stating that it's sad if you don't have someone that can. 3. Just because there is something there does not mean that you need to go or can feel it coming. In my situation I did not have the urge to go at all and when it happened it was a suprise because I was in the midst of an ******. 4. Ever heard of a typing error. I'm typing too fast for my phone to keep up with. **opinion. Is that better? 5. I'm a generally happy person and I enjoy smiling. I apologize for annoying you with emoticons to the point that you took so much time out of your day to respond to me.

knee_nuh 0

I would like to thank you for helping me to show everyone that people can have different opinions and discuss them in an orderly fashion. I appreciate you seeing my points even if you completely disagree. I hope you have a great day sir! ^_^

boatkicker 4

Giving birth and having an ****** are entirely different things, and ******** during one has nothing to do with ******** during the other.....

knee_nuh 0

Yes they are different. Childbirth was an example as to how extreme muscle contrations can cause other muscles to relax. Giving birth and having an ****** both cause vaginal contractions that can in some cases cause the sphincter (sp) to relax which in turn releases the boules. It's not THAT deep guys. Calm down.

knee_nuh 0

Like I said before though. You can do exercises to prevent it. And it doesn't happen to everyone for many different reasons. It does happen though. That's all I'm saying and it's being blow out of proportion.

monnanon 13

Ive never heard of someone letting go of their bowels during sex, it probably really shouldn't happen. The reason you poo during childbirth is to do with the pressure on your bowels and the fact that you are pushing something out already. An ****** doesn't use the same muscles and should not affect your pelvic floor.

inglouriousbitch 0

This little conversation was more entertaining than the fml : D

airball33 0

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex and we were both about to cum when she shit all over me. FML

I guess it's true. there's someone out there for everybody...

this is a whole lot of awesome. very well written. I'm in a taco bell and still laughing out loud!

adamsauer 0

You should never have sex... I bet you smell like fish down there too

+1 on #19. And I'll bet people are going to start looking at you funny, and whispering. "Hey, that's that party chick, I hear she's shitloads of fun!"