By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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Top comments

TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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football70 5

You should've figured out where the head of the bed was and punched through the wall who cares who you hit at that point

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MTCoralReefer 10

no f"n way, what are the odds?

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Izzytehpwnr49 5

lol ouch >.

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kymber18 4

OMG I saw the video for this FML! DUDE IM SORRY

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1Dfangirl 21

Did u break up with her or beat the man? Or both?

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Stephyy_B 2

Wow, that has gotta hurt...

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Lostinloserville 3

I told her to put the phone on vibrate... She likes that!

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Bicko2004 25

Time for a new girlfriend, dump the bitch and move on.

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AyalaStarr 4

Wtf, hopefully you dumped her. That gives a bad image to the rest of us women.

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xSuchaAsianx 5

Wait so you're telling me you were hungry just by the thought of sex?

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