By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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sandwichman1796 0

If you have braces, youre probably too young to get intimate..

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DELlirous14 0

That is just nasty... But funny!! HahahahaXD

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weesnaw_08 7

Agh that's so disgusting.

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aregant 2

I'd consider that more an attempt at being sexy than romantic. Either way, fail.

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aregant 2

At least u didnt have to floss that night

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caitiesue 1

Wait, why does she have pubes?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Because she's a female who's hit puberty.

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ashaleeboo 9

Tell her to shave dude..that's just gross and sounds painful for her..

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HunterAlpha1 8

actually, i don't find pulling out pubes to be very painful at all. but then i'm a guy, it maybe different for girls.

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HunterAlpha1 8

um... yeah, might want to leave that kinda thing for the sexperts ;-)

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