By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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lettertjes 0

You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.

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dessaye 19

Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.

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lettertjes 0

You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.

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Bewitched_fml 0

if your tail light was fixed then you wouldn't of had that problem. Get your tail light fixed OP

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protooler31 0

@ OP: You know that question where cops ask if you know why you're being pulled over? that's called bait to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights... Rule #1: DON'T TALK TO COPS. Rule #2: DON'T TALK TO COPS. Rule #3: DON'T TALK TO COPS.

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anonhxc 0

NEVER answer the cops with a reason. Always say you don't know why

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xbooyahx 0

I hope you got a DUI for drinking and driving douchebag

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youthink_fml 0

You're just an idiot on so many levels.

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dre_dre 0

YDI OP for driving drunk! idiots like you cost people their lives!

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SeedlessMe 13

Wow- I would just call you a dumbass, but you drank and drove. Not cool - Next time, before you think to do that, kill yourself instead and leave me and other innocents out of it.

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Adorable_fml 0

See, I would give you a spiel of how to get out of tickets... but you were drunk driving, and swerving. You deserve jail/rehab/prison. Whatever you get.

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