Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off,...

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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Wobbly

By Anonymous - 15/09/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML

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You deserved it 412

By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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Are they wrong?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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You deserved it 154

By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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You deserved it 3 289

By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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lmmmr 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:26

That's because you are clearly a bad person.

misssweetie 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:27

Grow up.

Comments

fyl12345678901 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 6:46

KARMA!

sammi13 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 12:53

I would have clapped as well. (Right after I got done laughing my ass off.)

mystic_star 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 15:39

grow up.

Zoid27 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:08

Ok sir or madame. You clearly don't see that your mother is a mother. And like all mothers (or at least my mother) will drive a man to the brink of insanity, what with all the clothes and shoes and the "try this on"s... Now, if you do enjoy shopping, then cram a douche in it and go guzzle some cum you ungrateful bag of shit.

Undead1992 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:28

word the woman prob. does everything for ur ***** ass. get a ****** job so u can go to the mall by ur self kid.

emmyers 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 6:16

If I was your mom... I would have pushed you... >:/

jernecki 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:35

Escalator FTW!!!!

fullmetalshrimp 0

Friday 12 November 2010 13:23

LMFAO

Undead1992 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:24

you're a ******* ***** bitch. that's wat u deserve. ****

DeedaLynn 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:23

Spoiled as brat. Maybe if you were so disrespectful instant karma wouldn't have bit you in the ass and the escalator wouldn't have pwned your whiny emo ass. GROW UP.