Intimacy: Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his...

By NiHao - 28/09/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

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By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

Monday 28 September 2009 11:00

i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

cocky 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:54

You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.

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DoomBitchBaby 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:01

maybe the OP's a guy?

Castfire 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:42

It says the OP is a woman.

Sixpakastan 0

Friday 27 November 2009 23:42

So the dry spells over?

i_love_germany 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:44

this is not really an FML. it would have been, if they attempted to rape you or something, but just this is not an FML.

kawaiikitty 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:23

me love you long time. xDDD

xocourtxo 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:06

lol OP you shoul just be like. no thanks or whatever :P or just start talkig to them back

munchly 17

Monday 29 March 2010 8:33

I hope at the end of the night you said something in Chinese and winked ;P

arichan_fml 0

Monday 12 April 2010 4:41

that's epic XD

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Friday 23 April 2010 10:42

guys talking about banging a chick... how unusual. FYL for being naive

asoldierswifey 0

Friday 23 April 2010 12:43

You should be flattered that you are "bang" worthy! LMAO

danyfuckinheatle 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 5:52

that's not bad, it just means your hot. :)

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