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By MakesMeLol - 18/01/2012 22:30 - Ireland

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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Temper tantrum

By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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You deserved it 302

By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 2 254

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 779

Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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You deserved it 5 392

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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You deserved it 44 754

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 180

You deserved it 2 771

By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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You deserved it 50 300

This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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You deserved it 2 296

By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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You deserved it 3 811

By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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You deserved it 46 839

fmessiah 19

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:55

Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?

NiiTeH 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:02

SOPA will censor that for you.

Comments

monkiki62 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:13

Id be proud :)

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:46

I'm laughing so hard I almost gave myself a heart attack but have a talk with your daughter that's not ok hope she's 21

QMoneyMaker723 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:33

She's irish what do you expect

MrOffer 2

Monday 23 January 2012 6:10

What's her #?

angrynegro7 16

Monday 23 January 2012 15:11

I don't know why, but I just imagined this scenario, with Thugnificent's song "Move dem buttcheeks" playing in the background.

awesomegerf 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:26

HAHA

patriotreindeer 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:11

I LOL'd.

jjboo96 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 11:06

Maybe if you dicaplined her more she wouldnt have done it??

iammrbiggles 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:09

Is she pretty

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 11:33

Chick gone wild..

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Today, I received a phone call from my 91-year-old grandpa. He was lost driving somewhere in my town. I then spent the next few hours trying to teach him how to send his location until his phone died. FML

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Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 488

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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Today, and ever since the start of the Covid pandemic, my friends have progressively stopped talking to me. They've stated at the time that they are too tired, their significant other won't let them, or they're simply sick of me. I still want to hang out as usual, but I don't have who to hang out anymore. FML

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You deserved it 191

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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You deserved it 5 125

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

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