By anonymous - 09/09/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
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rattusrattus 18

You can walk and chew gum at the same time. You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.

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Legendslayer222 26

Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!

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olpally 32

Awesome face plant! Your reward is a ydi! :D

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drkate25 30

That's why I buy hair dye, then when I do stupid shit people don't automatically blame it on my hair color.

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OceanBlueSea 12

I do that all the time

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jelly713 19

At least you didn't sprain your ankle wearing heels trying to prove to your dad you can walk in them. Former FML reference. ^

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cheesecake_36 6

*dog's mind* Today, my owner tripped over me, and it was all because they were trying to prove that they could chew and walk at the same time. FML

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Fisheyedfool7 2

It's pretty sad that you felt the need to prove that.

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kicktheclouds 2

london tipton is that you ?

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fireysaje 10

She must have been too busy focusing on breathing

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