Intimacy Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all....

sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Let down

anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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Like a virgin

chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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Nuts

Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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No good

:(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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So close…

fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Fast and Furious

Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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pokerface5 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:09

is ur dick small????

pohoo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:09

If so, use fist.

blankettt 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:53

You took her virginity? Maybe you should give it back and try again :)

galveston 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:54

sorry to say she prob wasn't a virgin and she lied to u.. BC for MOST virgins it's very painful (if u are "enough" for them) but most prob with that reaction.... she wasn't a virgin...

Ucla_cupcake 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 10:24

You have a point. I remember my first time with my boyfriend. Attempting to have fun was indeed painful.

tia73 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:42

I would say your not entirely right, but it was indeed painful to me, but only for the first couple mins, then it was smooth sailin and rabbit season. £; (and it does entirely depend on size)

swagga0n1oo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:59

Small dicks ftl. lol

jimmyrules 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 10:00

Lol Is it in yet? Sure is All the way? Yup Oh..

blankettt 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 10:03

Lol, I love awkward "...Oh" moments.

chikiitaaa 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 10:03

Sometimes I'm on snickers side when she corrects grammar. I don't get how people can't spell something correctly. Before someone was referring to one womAn and instead they wrote womEn. English is not my first language and I can spell better than some of those who grew up in a language speaking home!.