By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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ohmandapants 16

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

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fanceh 10

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

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bighood24 17

What a selfish ungrateful bitch, if I were you I would have taken it all back, and taken her home since she's that unappreciative

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Sean3333 0

Dude girls expect sooooo much out of us guys on a first date or anything. It's pretty pathetic.

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Sean3333 0

He shouldn't have to clarify anything. She should just be grateful that he even did anything on the anniversary.

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coling 0

U should of told her wait till we get home

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geekstinkbreath 9

Gold digger. |:

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ignantxxxninja 2

the real gift? well, it's kinda soft right now, we have to warm it up later

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