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By Snowin2007 - 09/01/2010 08:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2020 18:00

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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posampo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:13

Yeah well us ginges are mighty mean to fuzz butts

paprikacha 9

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:19

I don't know...this one is kinda cute instead of FYL. : )

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joeyLoo 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:29

wow what a asshole. sorry.

dntwannabeme 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:58

At least he likes it????

bOOkit3 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:50

HERMIONE?!??

Darksun1 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:40

I think this is AWESOME (the fact that everyone is arguing over nothing)! I dated a Ginger for two years, then a year later dated another just to realize subconsciously I SERIOUSLY loooooooooooveeeee gingers!! We're like a chocolate covered Strawberry!!!

SavageParrot 0

Monday 11 January 2010 17:59

Well butt fuzz is awesome...

djjohn11 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:58

well... At least he likes it

ThatOneDude25 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:32

Hey, he said he liked it right?

CandidateForWax 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:10

Sounds like your kids are going to be interesting-looking.

HIMBOB 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:41

Every chick whose arse I have ever seen has a light covering of fuzz. Fuzz that is not hair. That includes pictures, **** and girl friends etc. Just like every person in the world has hair on their forehead, not much but it is there. I would be more scared about a girl who felt her arse was so hairy it needed shaving, now that is scary. And don't shave it, once my ex GF who modeled decided it would be good to shave her arms for a shoot. She had as much arm hair as any normal chick so I advised against it. STRONGLY. Nup didn;t listen so guess who had stubbly arms for a while, now THAT is a turn off.