Miscellaneous: Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's...

By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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You deserved it 457

Just ignore it!

By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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You deserved it 25 996

LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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You deserved it 7 868

Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 427

You deserved it 32 010

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 213

You deserved it 30 081

By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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You deserved it 22 330

Slipping up

By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 537

Been there, done that

By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 387

You deserved it 15 055

By Dave - 19/12/2018 18:00

Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.

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You deserved it 723

youdidwhatnow 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:04

Lmfao. Maybe she can join?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:06

Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)

Comments

bigace 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:44

lameo

motheroffuck 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:49

why didn't you just text back and say something like "i meant kick, damn auto correction" it's not that hard... -.-

null_fml 11

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:08

Going to kick your professor's ass? Wow... had no idea the "internet tough guy" thing goes for phones too.

misskas17 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:23

ydi for not checking what you said before sending

stereotype_eater 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:41

ydi for trying to be a badass and failing.

karamelkream 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:29

I'm pretty sure subconsciously that is what you want to do. lol

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:49

Taking kissing ass to a new level, eh?

rmlred 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 10:28

My phone auto corrects **** to duck... Example: I'm going to duck you up.

Kaizoku_fml 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:10

Why would you be kicking your professor's ass anyway? Personally I prefer erotica to violence.

Motocross363 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:02

Why were u going to kick your bosses ass ??

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Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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