Today I slept with a guy for the first time in 3 years, right...

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By Kyz - 17/12/2018 06:14 - Australia

Today I slept with a guy for the first time in 3 years, right as we finished he said ‘you should leave I feel guilty I have a girlfriend’. FML...

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supwitdat 8

Tuesday 18 December 2018 5:37

Ugh, I’ve been there. After a nasty breakup it took me so long to just let loose and pretty much this exact thing happened to me.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 23 December 2018 2:44

Was he bullshitting just to get you to leave though? Either way he's a wang

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supwitdat 8

Tuesday 18 December 2018 5:37

Ugh, I’ve been there. After a nasty breakup it took me so long to just let loose and pretty much this exact thing happened to me.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 23 December 2018 2:44

Was he bullshitting just to get you to leave though? Either way he's a wang

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