Love: Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy!...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

Incubuss 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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jkpajama 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:44

wow u fail not everyone wants to get fat

honestdude 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:51

a twinkie? what are you, 10?

xCONNORxx 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:55

who gives a girl a twinkie haha

justanotherlover 1

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:22

next time give it to her directly if possible bro

aaronfuegopop 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:33

why would you send her s twinkle in the first place? that's ******* weird

drawing_a_blank 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:51

Anyone else think of Zombieland? 

lfsabtch 4

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:51

For sure. At least it wasn't a snowball eh?

drawing_a_blank 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:12

SNOWBALLS...WHERE ARE THE ******* TWINKIES?!?!

luis01 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:00

lol I think donuts would have been a better option

melissa_10 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:04

a twinkie??? are you serious?

AReginaldi 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:35

twinkie not the best choice, chocolate and flowers work better.

SHORTstopp99 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:51

LETS GO comment #2!!!!!!!

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Same thing different taste

And they call it puppy love…

Jot that down

Nice try

Nice try

Carrier pigeon

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