By bestnameright - 10/12/2012 03:53 - United States - Washington

Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 584
You deserved it 2 063

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Actually when I told my humanities teacher about the project I learned that my math teacher has a degree in literature or something. 0_0

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Teacher made the decision to change majors kind of late.

Sounds like you could do with a better teacher. Teacher's and their "innovation of new ways of learning", huh?

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winkydog4056 16

Winky wants to know why lots of FMLers refer to math as 'maths'. In addition, OP's bat guano teacher has given up on this class of morons.

I believe its a Queens English term. Queens English is used in many countries, while American English is used stateside.

DocBastard wants to know why Winky always refers to herself in the third person. Winky should know that it's not really cute, but it is rather annoying.

Saksxalmo wants to know why it's any of DocBastard's business, as she finds it pretty cute, but recognizes that in saying so she will probably be thumbed down simply for disagreeing with DocBastard. Such is the state of FML.

NoorFML thinks--- Wait, I'm not doing this right.

I just want winky to call herself "wanky" again, that was the best laugh I've had in ages.

saksxalmo - I get my fair share of thumbs down around here, trust me. My stupid comments are not immune to the lynch mob.

Doctor, may I put the black bag over your head?? I've always wanted to do that! Oo! Oo! May I push you off the gallows too?? It would be so much fun it might even top the time I helped Brutus with some rusty knife stabbing.

Stop whining and do what you're assigned. That's part of the problem with our educational system - people spend more time complaining and not enough time doing the work. Your teacher had a reason for the assignment. Maybe you should've tried harder to understand.

What could possibly be the reason a MATH TEACHER would assign a poem turned into a comic. Please read before you comment.

Maybe he saw a talent in you and wants you to do something about it. Probably unrelated to school.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If I were to be naked I want you that way too Roses are Red Violets are Blue Now you're naked in my mind And I'm loving the view ***This is the poem my boyfriend wrote me on the spot. Corny yet sweet at the same time. (:

echosaints 5

I wrote this one for my Husband while we were dating... Roses are red My bed is green I want you in it If you know what I mean I was trying to be cute & get him nakie at the same time... :)

mduffy08 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm coming aboard Prepare to eat lead...

My favorite roses are red poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down But this sh*t will do

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going senile Cheese on toast

Math is boring anyway ;) Maybe you should pass this on to the principal or something though...

#25 - if you're gonna go with "thy," might as well take it all the way. Ahem, "It cometh to my sight that THOU art the wretch'd serpent of thy class!"

Well, I made that comment now, being 23 and out of school for a couple of years... I probably would've just gone with it when it was me in that situation ;)

I'm an Indian, I'm good in maths and have never heard of sohcahtoa till today. I feel like I'm stupid. Thanks penguin.

citymayer 7

Probably bc 10 means Native American. Not Indian.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

That sounds more fun than a math assignment. Plus there's math in art, so it's semi-related?

I used love crazy arse teachers, never did my grades any harm :')

MKProcks 13

Wow, your math teacher is great.