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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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Friday 28 October 2011 15:50

Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!

RomanBeauty 0

Friday 28 October 2011 15:52

Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 28 October 2011 18:51

Odd that you stand up before dropping the tp.

leadman1989 15

Friday 28 October 2011 20:03

You kept the toilet paper? Eww!

MissLyonsBaby 4

Friday 28 October 2011 20:07

Don't think that counts as an FML

JinxosGirl87 0

Friday 28 October 2011 20:15

I would have threw the wet socks on the floor after taking them off instead of continuing to hold them. Wet socks are icky.

MEXIKANO 0

Friday 28 October 2011 20:35

Toilet paper...right?

hoonyer 17

Friday 28 October 2011 20:58

Did you put the other one on your feet?

robc32ca 4

Friday 28 October 2011 21:20

Odd I wipe and drop. I don't stand up with it in my hand... We're you checking it as a ink blot test?

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:06

Yes, that method is the latest advance in psychiatry.

Sniper3000 0

Friday 28 October 2011 21:33

I'm guessing it was the wet socks

dmadsen33 9

Friday 28 October 2011 21:37

I do things like that all the time, too.! I can't go a month without throwing something in the toilet which isn't meant for the toilet... My earrings, my cellphone, a deodorant at one time... I guess I need a bigger bathroom. O.o