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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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By Hth - 15/01/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 16/07/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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The neverending dinner

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 14:00

Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 27/06/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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More brain worms please

By Kilye - 18/07/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML

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buck33 14

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

But google knows everything.

iPikaSaurus 3

Friday 6 April 2012 8:12

Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.

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rubberduckie94 13

Friday 6 April 2012 14:49

What?! You do not have a web cam in your freezer so you can pull it up whenever you want to instead of walking to the kitchen? Jeez buddy get with the times. Here you thought you were up on all the Internet trends. I revoke your nerd card.

misvenus000 4

Friday 6 April 2012 15:13

First step is admitting you have a problem. 11 steps so go!!! :D

cami197934 3

Friday 6 April 2012 15:34

That would be a sweet app!

fotofreak90 5

Friday 6 April 2012 15:35

Google should filter out the idiots... The Internet would be a way better place ;)

ManicGypsy 22

Friday 6 April 2012 16:21

The internet would be a very lonely and boring place if it filtered out all the idiots. What would the trolls do?

kkjkidonthate 4

Friday 6 April 2012 15:39

Umm get up and move your lazy ass?

myalleyway 9

Friday 6 April 2012 17:06

lolololololololol

ItsTheMo 10

Friday 6 April 2012 17:10

Dude....

Dcm210 19

Friday 6 April 2012 17:17

I dont understand,you wanted to know if google knew what was in your freezer or you wanted to google the things that were in your freezer?

mfayem 15

Friday 6 April 2012 17:38

I have wanted to do that so many times XD but never actually have....

angela3825 1

Friday 6 April 2012 19:53

Did google know?!?

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