fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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iipinkette 16

Why on earth didn't you use floss?

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Bluemonster3 26

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

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scoobysmith44 9

Do you wanna know how I got these scars..? One day, I tried to hack a popcorn kernel out from between my teeth with a steak knife.

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Squelchy 1

Actually, OP is from the United Kingdom, and as such he uses British English. In American English, "realize" is the correct form, but in British English it's realise.

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Mahtari 19

I don't get it. What does it mean to "realise"? Is it anything like realize?

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SammyS2012 21

Realize is the American way of spelling it. UK uses realise.

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plxl 0

Ehh . Coulda used finger or floss .

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SammyS2012 21

"Damn; I got popcorn stuck in my gums... I'll just grab a handy... Well what do you know? There aren't anymore toothpicks. Ah **** it, a knife is just as good!"

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jonathanargueta 1

Am I the only one that uses hedge clippers for my nails?

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blubberfish 10

I feel like "I am surrounded by idiots" applies to OP in this case. Since when do you use a steak knife on your teeth? Oh right, when you wish to cut your mouth wide open and require stitches. Very smart idea

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Meme1988 18

that is "right" but way too mean! you could say it in a nicer way...

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Matty1188 6

There is this wonderful invention called a toothpick. Everyone is raving about them and how they don't punch a hole in your cheek.

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conholio33 28

I read this and imedatly went ow and felt pain in my front teeth

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