Animals: Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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ohboyscott 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:58

you did the right thing. even though the kids are ****** up it's better to not let the kitten suffer. RIP KITTY!

Jareth_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:53

Terrible!

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qwachi 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:38

prick!

Deaded1 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:11

The picture killed it for me!!

hateevryone 14

Friday 30 March 2012 18:17

I blame the kids for letting him go in the street.

twondai 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:41

that akward moment when those kids comment this fml

noblec3 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:57

what happened to the nine lives but anyway if i were the kids i would probably be scared ._.

RachelPorter 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:41

F*** you! Mother f*****!! go to h***!!!!!! poor kitten..

JordanWeigle 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 4:25

You do realize that the kitten is now going to haunt your dreams, right? D:

angrytaco39 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:47

rule #2: Double tap

PurpleKicks 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:23

kitten killer

jackhammerman 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:58

should have ran it over again just for good measure, third times a charm

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