vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.

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besosforme 26

Well, according to The Lion King, they taste like chicken.

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ilovenoah 0

mmmm lots if protein! a delicacy in some countries :)

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Arisakentaro 0

omfg! are you at least okay?

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timtuttlez 1

that is by far the most revolting thing I have ever read on fml.

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hurul_ayni 0

so you ate one? or one crawled in your mouth while sleeping? Wth happened?!?

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FMLsOhilarious 6

That's gross! Fyl indeed!

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worly 1

I like this one. short, simple, and to the point.

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shelbyjoa2011 0

wow that's something fierce

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