Miscellaneous: Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees...

By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 00:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML

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By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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By jordigs - 23/12/2009 08:46 - United States

Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML

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By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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Wednesday 6 April 2016 11:40

I suppose she got a stick up her ass

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 6 April 2016 11:37

Talk about nosy neighbour...

Comments

deathrise007 22

Wednesday 6 April 2016 15:52

Could be a start to a long and very awkward relationship! Well keep your chin up OP.

NinjaJellyfish 27

Wednesday 6 April 2016 16:55

Maybe she wouldn't have normally intervened, but because she knew that someone had stolen wood previously, she was more suspicious than usual?

WAKingUP91 11

Wednesday 6 April 2016 19:52

how big is this cord? is she prejudice? did she actually see what happened? did you piss her off? wanna buy some meth?

sighlifeman 12

Wednesday 6 April 2016 20:40

build a wall

rogercordon100 2

Thursday 7 April 2016 0:14

Chill, Trump.

Core5555 9

Thursday 7 April 2016 4:39

Make the neighbor pay

pockleboy 7

Wednesday 6 April 2016 23:28

She probably stole it

zyero 9

Wednesday 6 April 2016 23:48

She's probably the one who stole it

fyl7899 12

Thursday 7 April 2016 2:59

Sounds like the beginning of one of those Fear Thy Neighbor episodes!

hello_hola 3

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:42

I cannot imagine that stealing a cord of wood would be cost effective to the thief.

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